He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.

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The Kramer Painting

Kramer poses for a portrait to be painted by Jerry’s new girlfriend, Nina, which an elderly, art-loving couple admire. 

Seinfeld Facts

First episode date: July 5, 1989
Theme song: Seinfeld
Program creators: Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David
Writers: Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Spike Feresten, Larry Charles

“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”

“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”

“His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.”

“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”

“He transcends time and space.”

“He sickens me.”

“I love it.”

“Me too.”

“I’m like ice baby…. when I don’t like you, you’ve got trouble!”